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    "Mrs. Morgan, your tests results are in and it appears you are pregnant."

    She looked shocked. "What?! You've got to be ...kid-in-me!"

    When she finally stopped giggling, the doctor said, "Did you seriously get pregnant just for that joke?"

    Mrs. Morgan replied, "It was totally birth it!"

    The doctor concluded, "Getting pregnant for a lame pun? Inconceivable!"
    "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."
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