Masks are gone, time to be pigs again...!

[Monterey Jack]

People are spitting their cherry pits directly onto the floor again.

"Pandemic, what pandemic...?"

[Dreamstalker]

UGH yes. I found a sticky pile of those on one of the SCOs this morning; I made a point of putting on latex gloves before cleaning them up. A customer with a toddler was watching me do this; I wonder if they were the source of the mess..?

The bakery is going to restart the pick-your-own pastries sometime very soon as well. Somehow I doubt all of the sanitation guidelines are actually going to be followed.

[Kristev]

Shoppers as tornadoes. The retail demolition derby begins again. Keep your masks close at hand, and dive for cover.

Honestly, already the shoppers seem to be back to besting djinns and dust devils. It's a crying shame, and probably rather literally.

[Pixelated]

It doesn't take being maskless to be a POS. I had one customer pull her mask down so she could lick her thumb and sift through her "paper" money.

(I put "paper" in quotes because Canadian bills are more plastic than paper ...)

[Dreamstalker]

If we've reached the demolition-derby stage of things, does this mean I can put a cowcatcher/horns/longship dragon head (made of foam of course) on my cart? That thing looms large--and loud--coming down an aisle and people still won't move...

[Nunavut Pants]

Oh, I'd love to see that in a store near me!!