Prank caller or tactless caller?

[Mr Hero]

I'm pretty sure there's suck no matter which option you chose. Just the intentions change.

Me: Opening spiel
SC: Do you have access to the Lost and Found?
Me: Yes I do. Was there something you were missing?
SC: I stayed there a few days ago. I left behind some Japanese condoms.
Me: Something like that we usually throw away.
SC: Have you ever used a Japanese condom?
Me: That's not an appropriate question.
SC: Just answer the question.
*click*

SC calls back.
Me: Opening spiel
SC: Why'd you hang up on me?
Me: The type of questions you were asking led me to believe you were prank calling me.
SC: I was just trying to make conversation.
Me: As I've said, we did not find your missing items. Is ther anything else I can help you with?
SC: I was just asking a simple question.
Me: Is there anything else I can help you with?
SC: No, you have a wonderful and uptight evening.

[dragon_wings]

Lol. Wtf? I love his parting words. *shakes her head* People.

[RealUnimportant]

I've used a Japanese condom, while in Tokyo on holiday; they're tight. Very tight. Mostly because they're designed for less um... well I mean, they're... anatomically they... , ...

How strange. Your caller's basically bragging about his tiny penis.

[camjuniper]

Ick. My vote's on prank caller.

[Kaibutsu]

Pranky was trying to get his jollies off by getting you all flustered. Because of your steadfastness there is no joy in Mudville for Ol' Shrinkydink.

Bravo.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

My vote in either case is "garden variety asshole."

[Mr Hero]

Here's how I should have ended my call if I was 100% certain it was a prank caller.

Sir, we threw out your condoms. We figured that if you're prank calling hotels in the middle of the night, you wouldn't be needing them any time soon.

[taxguykarl]

My vote is for a crank. Someone has a little too much time on his hands.

[Teskeria]

'Sir, we thought they were a joke item, they were so small we didn't think they would fit any American over 7 years old'

[BeenThereDoneThat]

I'm picturing the little "finger gloves" I use to put a cream medicine inside my cat's outer ear for her hyperthyroidism...I like to call them "finger condoms" anyway

[Jay 2K Winger]

Sir, we threw out your condoms. We figured that if you're prank calling hotels in the middle of the night, you wouldn't be needing them any time soon.

NICE burn!

[Pixilated]

Yep. Prank call or not ... that would be perfect.

[PepperElf]

I've used a Japanese condom, while in Tokyo on holiday; they're tight. Very tight. Mostly because they're designed for less um... well I mean, they're... anatomically they... , ...

How strange. Your caller's basically bragging about his tiny penis.

This is what I was thinking of too.