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  • Worst joke ever

    This was told by our statistical math professor yesterday.

    "Ever hear the one about the insomniac dyslexic agnostic?"

    -"He would lie awake all night wondering if there really was a dog."

    One guy in class looked like his face was going to explode. I envy the other guy who didn't get it. The scariest part is I'm still laughing at it! The pain, make it stop!
    Happiness is the exercise of vital powers along lines of excellence in a life affording you scope.

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    That's my favorite joke. Glad that someone else has heard of it.
    It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.
    ~~~H.L. Mencken

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    • #3
      I could never tell that with my friends.
      They're all too retarded.
      "We were put on this Earth to fart around, and don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise." -Kurt Vonnegut

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      • #4
        One of the worst ones I've heard...

        Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he's dead!

        The guy telling it actually thought it was funny.
        Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

        "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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        • #5
          What's brown and sticky?

          A stick!
          ludo ergo sum

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          • #6
            What's green, with six legs and when it jumps out of a tree it will kill you?

            A snooker table!
            "I can tell her you're all tied up in the projection room." Sunset Boulevard.

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            • #7
              How 'bout the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa...

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              • #8
                Quoth rvdammit View Post
                What's brown and sticky?

                A stick!
                I laughed til I cried.
                I'm bringing disdain back...with a vengeance.

                Oh, and your tool box called...you got out again.

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                • #9
                  What starts with "F" and ends in "uck"?

                  Firetruck! What were YOU thinking?!
                  Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                  "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                    What starts with "F" and ends in "uck"?

                    Firetruck! What were YOU thinking?!
                    Firetruck. Why? What are you trying to imply???
                    Unseen but seeing
                    oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
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                    • #11
                      Quoth Emmeileia View Post
                      How 'bout the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa...
                      That's awesome, heh!

                      So, two blondes walk into a bar...
                      Ouch.
                      Burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me!

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Acolyte View Post
                        That's awesome, heh!

                        So, two blondes walk into a bar...
                        Ouch.
                        I prefer "Two men walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would have noticed it."

                        And the ever popular "Dyslexic man walks into a bra."
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                        • #13
                          Slightly dirty, but still funny.
                          Q: What's the tagline they use for a Dyslexic porn site?
                          A: 'Our girls love to cook sock!'
                          Burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me!

                          I like big bots and I cannot lie.

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                          • #14
                            Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                            What starts with "F" and ends in "uck"?

                            Firetruck! What were YOU thinking?!
                            What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"?
                            Popcorn.

                            Quoth Acolyte
                            A: 'Our girls love to cook sock!'
                            Somethimes you have to when you're in college.
                            By which I mean cook sock, not... Oh, never mind.
                            "We were put on this Earth to fart around, and don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise." -Kurt Vonnegut

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