I want them all!!!!

[Mamadrae]

My wife says I'm anti-social, but it's no wonder why I hate most people. I have to deal with so many idiots at work that my tolerance is depleted everywhere else. I could so easily be a hermit. I swear I'm going to buy a deserted island in the middle of nowhere if I ever win the lottery, and move there.

Honey what the heck are you doing on this board!
Just kidding, seriously though you sound like me and my husband. Scary.
He works computer support, which is bad enough. Then add to it that he deals with government officials that barely know what a mouse is half the time.

That is why I never push him to go out. He'll do it when he wants, but he also understands why I need to escape and get out myself since I'm a stay at home mom now.

[Crawley]

Peter from Family Guy: "Wilson!....WILSON!"

"Wilson": My name's Voit, you dumbass.

[Lachrymose]

"Every night the monkey butlers will regale us with stories."