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Old 11-29-2018, 07:00 PM
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Did somebody say "PANTS"?????
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Old 11-30-2018, 02:21 AM
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"Here's your pants, show's over...!"

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Old 11-30-2018, 03:53 AM
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I got yer gorram pants right here.


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Old 11-30-2018, 05:49 AM
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Did somebody say "PANTS"?????
I did! And so did these guys... (NSFW)

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Old 11-30-2018, 04:10 PM
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We each have a locker, so keeping spare clothing items at work would be no problem.
Right about that--when the tax office was in an old clothing store, my CW's & I quickly appropriated the changing rooms as our personal lockers. That came in handy as I had to deal with a coffee spill on one occasion. On another (this was back when that mega chain's uniform was a red polo) Mrs. TGK gave me a shopping list for Bulls-eye.
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Old 12-02-2018, 06:30 PM
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I was half way through my half hour drive to work once when I realized I had my bedroom slippers on. Very obvious fleece slippers, too, nothing like the usual office dress shoes I normally wore. Had to turn around and change, and was a good bit late to work, and got spoken to...

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Old 12-02-2018, 09:57 PM
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Pants

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These aren't my pants!

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