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Old 09-05-2019, 12:25 AM
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I recently saw a table in the shape of Kentucky. I have compiled a list of state shapes that are acceptable for a table:

Colorado
Wyoming

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Old 09-05-2019, 02:29 PM
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North Dakota
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Old 09-05-2019, 06:41 PM
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North Dakota
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Nope. Both look like pieces fell off.
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Old 09-05-2019, 10:04 PM
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I'd buy it.
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Old 09-10-2019, 07:51 PM
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When I was a toddler, I split my chin open on a coffee table with a sharp edge. Had to get stitches and everything. Imagine the danger that something as jagged as that Kentucky table would pose to a little kid, or someone who bumped their leg on it.
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Old 09-12-2019, 12:35 PM
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I am about to embark on a lucrative product idea of 'exclusive' Colorado and Wyoming shaped jelly moulds, cake pans, bake tins etc.
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Old 09-12-2019, 09:24 PM
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I am about to embark on a lucrative product idea of 'exclusive' Colorado and Wyoming shaped jelly moulds, cake pans, bake tins etc.
Be sure to label them so we can tell them apart. Colorado is larger than Wyoming.
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Old 09-13-2019, 01:11 AM
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I once had a dear friend who gained the nickname of Monty... short for Montana which like her is incredibly flat most of the way and then a set of whopping great peaks appears...
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Old 09-13-2019, 07:08 PM
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I once had a dear friend who gained the nickname of Monty... short for Montana which like her is incredibly flat most of the way and then a set of whopping great peaks appears...
You mean she has "huge tracts of land"?
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