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"But I don't want to be among mad people."
You can't help that. We're all mad here. Every fucking one of us.
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Quoth Gravekeeper View PostSC: "So I lost ma money? It never minutes, I gotta say-"Quoth Kara_CS View PostOkay, I have to admit failure with this one. I don't think that's language, it appears to be random words strewn together.
There you go. There's got to be some value to busing into Compton five times a week.
^-.-^Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden
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Quoth Polenicus View PostYou mean it LIVED?
I'm sorry, but if I put a shotgun round into a spider and it LIVES, I'm leaving the building as fast as possible! Spiders already HAVE numbers on us, they're not ALLOWED to be bulletproof too!
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What kind of candy do you have? Can I have some?
Thank you for the spider story; now I have the heebie-jeebies and they may last all night. Luckily I've never seen a spider in my house that couldn't be taken care of with the dustbuster or vaccuum. When I was in college we used to get these huge spiders at the bottom of the stairs in our apartment. They were not vaccuumable. Thank god they didn't come upstairs. I think they were too fat to climb.I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"
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Quoth tollbaby View PostI am SO looking forward to September 19th this year
As for the spiders, thought they might startle me from time-to-time, I'm not scared of them. Now, change "spider" to "cockroach" and I'll need tranquilizers.It's floating wicker propelled by fire!
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hehehe...last year the cafe at Store2 had it advertised on their chalkboard, and they had pirate stuff on the counters...including a stuffed parrot and treasure chest
yarrr.I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"
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I have pretty bad arachnophobia pretty bad. At work once i grabbed a sleeve of napkins and on it was a teenie tiny little spider. I screamed so loud, droped the sleeve and did the 'get it off me dance'.
My SL ran back and thought i had been attacked or hurt my self.
I shouted "Spider, Spider! Kill it, Kill it, Kill before it kills me."
He rolled his eyes and squished it and called me a girl.
The cooks laughed at me.
I don't like getting napkins.
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The size of the spider is directly proportional to the weight of the object I use to hit it with. Anything over an inch or so in length will also necessitate me dropping the object upon them, then jumping on top of the object with my full body weight until I am satisfied I have completely annihilated its mortal existence.
However, I only apply this method because I do not own firearms and its actually very difficult to hit a spider with a claymore. Not that I haven't tried.
I have not yet seen the beast tonight......
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Quoth morgana View PostAlthough I'm much more restrained than the acquaintance who put a shotgun blast through the basement wall, trying to kill one . . .Quoth Pagan View PostAs for the spiders, thought they might startle me from time-to-time, I'm not scared of them. Now, change "spider" to "cockroach" and I'll need tranquilizers.
Since it all ended well, I kinda imagine things from the roach's perspective and wonder if it even had time to go "Oh Cra-" before it went away.Last edited by JustADude; 06-01-2007, 09:18 AM....WHY DO YOU TEMPT WHAT LITTLE FAITH IN HUMANITY I HAVE!?! -- Kalga
And I want a pony for Christmas but neither of us is getting what we want OK! What you are asking is impossible. -- Wicked Lexi
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Quoth Sliceanddice View PostI have pretty bad arachnophobia pretty bad. At work once i grabbed a sleeve of napkins and on it was a teenie tiny little spider. I screamed so loud, droped the sleeve and did the 'get it off me dance'.
After that, I didn't see it on the wall anymore, and I didn't see it on the floor either. I even looked inside my hat to make sure it didn't end up in there either, but saw nothing. So I put my hat back on.
Next thing I know, the spider is crawling down the side of my face!
I started flailing at it wildly, and knocked it off my face and sent it flying forward -- right onto my wife, who also started flailing and screaming, until she knocked it off herself, and it fell dead on the floor.
It's almost comical looking back on it now, but she doesn't think so. She still gives me crap for "throwing that spider on her."Sometimes life is altered.
Break from the ropes your hands are tied.
Uneasy with confrontation.
Won't turn out right. Can't turn out right
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heres my spider story.....
one day, i went to work, and the only spot in the parking lot was under a tree. so, i get out of work, and its 9 P.M. and dark(i tihnk this was in fall of last year). im driving home, and i had just turned onto a street at a stoplight, and looked into my rearview mirror to see what was behind me.....but what was behind me didn't bother me. what was on the ceiling of my car and crawling towards my rearview mirror is what scared the hell out of me! it was a wolf spider..... my first thought was actually to stop the car and get out screaming, but i couldn't do that since there were now cars behind me. i pulled into a gas station and flew out of my car. i go and buy napkins and ask the guy behinds the counter if he will kill a spider. it seemed like he couldn't understand me since he kept asking me, "what?". so i gave up on hinm and went outside...
i saw a man finish filling up his car, and actually went and asked him if he would kill a spider. he looked at me like i was crazy. he said,"you want me to do what?" i explained the story....he asked me," how old are you?" im 20...... after much convincing that im actually 20, he finally came over to my car. he took a look at the spider, and said,"holy shit that is a big spider." he grabbed the napkins and tried killing it. when he came out of the car, the spider wasnt on the napkin. so he is searching for it, only to find it on my drivers seat!! he then gets it out onto the ground and steps on it. at this point, i see Mr. Spider(may he rest in pieces) had made a huge web in my back drivers side window. so i get that out. i thank the man, and we go our seperate ways.
i go home, and go to my fiance, and i tell him my story on how i almost died.....
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Quoth Gravekeeper View PostMe: "Good morning, <company name>, can I help you?"
SC: "No, no you can't."
Alas, I am useless! My fragile self esteem is crushed. I weep.
If I were the SC (which I hope to never be), I would've said, "Yes, you can, but no you may not until you learn proper grammar." Neener.Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóid
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