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oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóid
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[QUOTE=Gravekeeper;138940]The hits just keep on coming....but not in a good way.
Discovery Theatre
SC: "Can you direct me to the Israeli office?"
Sure, its that way, to your right. No, you're other right. Ok, now start walking and keep walking till you hit water. Taste it first, see if its salty. If no, then swim across it and keep walking. If yes, here's the tricky part: You're going to have to swim again, but this time you're going to have to evade all the hurricanes, sharks, giant swells, icebergs and of course pirates before you hit land again. If you're really really lucky ( and happen to be say, a dolphin. ) you should eventually hit Africa. At which point you will have to start walking again but your chances from this point on don't look too good. I'm pretty sure Africa has lions. I'm not entirely sure where in Africa but I'm really hoping they're wide spread and haven't eaten in days.
See, now, you're just gonna get the SC lost again. You forgot to mention that when he hits Africa, he has to take a left.
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Quoth Gravekeeper View PostIt starts with "smoke inhalation" and ends with "victim".
about the Lobnake: possibly some sort of ginormous mutant scorpion, but most likely a zomgilus wtficurian. i think thats its scientific latin name. otherwise known as the "omigodwhatthefuck?!"Kim: She's got one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel.
I'd like to exercise my constitutional right to not give a fuck.
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