*junk* ala jester: Since so many people have seen it anyway.
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Who said anything about cash?
Shit, not only have I/do I hang out at clothing optional places when possible, but I also used to DJ at a clothing optional bar, AND I have DJ'd for swingers' conventions several years when they were in town.
I often joke that half the island has seen me naked.
And frankly, I'm actually surprised I have not yet seen a picture of me naked on the net that I did not put there.....
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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Hmm I would totally go to clothing optional places..but..being sued for making people blind (pale white skin from working graveyard shifts), and having people kill over in laughter would not be a good thing...Engaged to the amazing Marmalady. She is my Silver Dragon, shining as bright as the sun. I her Black Dragon (though good honestly), dark as night..fierce and strong.
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Quoth Mytical View PostHmm I would totally go to clothing optional places..but..being sued for making people blind (pale white skin from working graveyard shifts), and having people kill over in laughter would not be a good thing...
Quoth Mikkel View PostI must know, are there any pictures of you naked on the net that you did put there? I'm sure your many fans will be happy for a link .
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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"The Strapping Room" sounds like a BDSM club to me. What?!?
Quoth Jester View PostWhat you are overlooking, GK, is that there are some phone operators that work from home, so may well be asleep, even if they are on-call.
Admittedly most such workers are involved in the "talk dirty to me" industry, but that's besides the point. After all, the people who call you at these hours are generally probably the same people who patronize those services....
I've had the drunk 2:00 am calls on this line, but luckily none were ever of the inappropriate type."I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
-Mira Furlan
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Quoth Gravekeeper View PostTo which, if I were to honestly answer that question, it’s because you apparently named your puppy “Crystal Meth”.
I praised him for his honesty but I declined to contribute to his cause.You'll find a slight squeeze on the hooter an excellent safety precaution, Miss Scrumptious.
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Quoth Jester View Post
And frankly, I'm actually surprised I have not yet seen a picture of me naked on the net that I did not put there.....
Really?EVE Online: 99% of the time you sit around waiting for something to happen, but that 1% of action is what hooks people like crack, you don't get interviewed by the BBC for a WoW raid.
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Quoth Gravekeeper View PostThat aside though you sound….actually kind of offended somehow that our on hold music does not meet your standards.
I probably shouldn't, but... I admit to the possession of more than one, but fewer than ten of the aforementioned crafted menagerie.
Quoth Gravekeeper View PostI can see loud and hard, but I’m not sure how one walks spitefully per say.
For inspiration, I would suggest having a significant other who got rip-roaring drunk with money that was supposed to cover the checks you'd mailed out the previous week for bills that were already past due, gotten violently ill all over his full length coat, which had to be pulled off his ragdoll and smelly form and stowed in the trunk before the trip home, and is now, sometime after noon the next day, finally awake and complaining of the hangover he is suffering.
I only wish I were making any of that up. >_>
Quoth Gravekeeper View PostWe could eliminate property crime in the city in under a month.
Quoth Gravekeeper View PostI just like how he not only freely admitted it, but blamed it for his inability to catch the suspect in question. Like he totally would have had the guy if he had pants on.
Or he could have been starkers and had no trouble showing all to his neighbors, but not the world at large.
Quoth MoonCat View PostThere's another great name for a band. A rap group, say. Or a polka band.
Quoth chainedbarista View Postnaked justice makes me think of a super hero in nothing but boots, cape and mask for some reason...what?
Kekko Kamen (note, there is some NSFW-ness with this title)
Quoth Talon View PostI say up the ante, and equip the Naked Security Squad with pistol-gripped dildos. Forget a month, I project complete elimination of property crime within 48 hours.
Wait, they're not supposed to use their batons like that? You mean porn has let me down again?
Quoth Gravekeeper View PostIt actually happened at my old company. I really need to throw a post together devoted solely to it as it was pre-CS years. ><
We all wish to know the tale of the stolen weasel.
Quoth Jester View Post"Oh, my puppy....look at my little GK puppy...."
Good one, Jester.
Quoth JustaCashier View PostSo to speak?
*quietly adds herself to the list of people wishing to know of these alleged images
^-.-^Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden
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Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
Porcelain Cats
God help you if they advanced to crystal ducks though.
....all those eyes....
....unblinking....
......excuse me while I go curl up in a corner....Last edited by Red_Dazes; 03-19-2011, 01:28 AM."I'm not smiling because I'm happy. I'm smiling because every time I blink your head explodes!"
-Red
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Quoth Jester View PostAlso, you should factor in that I (and presumably other people as well) am not really shy, and would rather protect my property than worry about who sees my junk.
Since so many people have seen it anyway."Kamala the Ugandan Giant" 1950-2020 • "Bullet" Bob Armstrong 1939-2020 • "Road Warrior Animal" 1960-2020 • "Zeus" Tiny Lister Jr. 1958-2020 • "Hacksaw" Butch Reed 1954-2021 • "New Jack" Jerome Young 1963-2021 • "Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff 1949-2021 • "Beautiful" Bobby Eaton 1958-2021 • Daffney 1975-2021
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I do not envy your job GK. But I am glad your life is full of this crazy so that you may amuse all of us with that wonderful mixture of your personal wit and other people's insanity/idiocy!
Why is no one else dying of laughter at GK's excellant Dr. Klaw reference? He is the greatest villain of my childhood!
Quoth nicolecj View PostI want to start a 'naked security' company. It would be awesome. Gravekeeper can take the calls for us! I hereby request that the hiring be done in a similar fashion to the casting call for '300'. I am taking volunteers for casting assistants. It will involve margaritas and comments that may or may not steal the hopeful applicant's dignity and possibly their souls...
Quoth Jester View Post"Jester, what I like about you is that you're not into just one type of woman. You just love ALL women." Not entirely true, but not entirely false, either.
Also, I just LOVE how the focus of this thread seems to be on getting to see Jester naked. Yet no one has thought of the obvious solution of making him join the naked security company!!! I am a Genius, no?Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.
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I just had a though. What if he was saying "feed my Puppy" as in big P. Perhaps we've found Puppy's significant other.
For those who don't recall, a few weeks back, GK had a caller who said his name was Puppy.To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...
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