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  • #16
    I can top that. Try working at Mal-Mart on Christmas Eve, as the janitor.
    Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.

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    • #17
      Oy vey. I have to give bartenders a high five, though. How the hell do you remember who got what drink and paid this that and the other 3 drinks he wanted? Ack!
      I remember one time at a bar when they were all crazy busy - I told a bartender to toss me a rag and I went around and bussed the tables and wiped 'em up. Got a free pepsi If I ever visit your place, I'll bring my cattle prod to get all the SC's out at closing time.
      You're good, I gotta say that.
      In my heart, in my soul, I'm a woman for rock & roll.
      She's as fast as slugs on barbituates.

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      • #18
        Quoth customersruinmylife View Post
        SC: You get her out here right now or I will fucking stab you!
        Yeah, if you're not banned then that comment will get you banned... Sounds like a real genius!
        This was one of those times where my mouth says "have a nice day" but my brain says "go step on a Lego". - RegisterAce
        I can't make something magically appear to fulfill all your hopes and dreams. Believe me, if I could I'd be the first person I'd help. - Trixie

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        • #19
          You know what's really frightening?

          Next weekends the August bank holiday

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          • #20
            Quoth Bunny the Veggie Slayer View Post
            You know what's really frightening?

            Next weekends the August bank holiday
            Shut your filthy mouth!!

            I am working over the holiday weekend, but fortunately I am covering the kitchen. No customers for me! Not that it will be easy though.

            Like I said, what I've posted only skims the surface of what happened during the shift. I forgot to post about the reactions I got when I asked those kids for I.D. One of them had such an attitude that I threatened to cut her driver's licence in two if she didn't talk to me nicer!

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            • #21
              Quoth Sonoma View Post
              Does Banned for Life guy really think that threatening to kill the staff will be helpful in getting the ban lifted?
              Most customers do not think AT ALL, which is a large part of why they are the way they are.

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              • #22
                Oh....Em....Gee. That's one hellish shift! Forget A DRINK, y'all need the bottle!
                I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
                Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
                Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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                • #23
                  Quoth customersruinmylife View Post
                  SC: Oi! You! Where’s yerrrr manager?? Where is she??

                  I recognised the customer. He has been banned out of the pub for years. {snip}
                  Me: Like I said, she’s busy. If you call back in an hour she might be free.
                  SC: You get her out here right now or I will fucking stab you!
                  Gosh, I wonder why such a charming gentleman ever got banned?!
                  Quoth cono1717 View Post
                  You never mess with anyone that serves food or drink. SCs of the world should learn that.
                  They should, but they won't, because that would require them to understand that there are other people in the world besides them.

                  CRML, that was truly the night from Hell. I'm sorry you and your coworkers had to deal with all those loonies, harridans, brats, snobs and selective-hearing EWs. I'd offer you a drink, but it'd probably bring back more awful memories.
                  Last edited by XCashier; 08-20-2012, 02:22 PM.
                  I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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                  • #24
                    Oh My Gods! Must have been something going on that night that had all the people out. Sucks that some coworkers couldn't be bothered to stay and help, maybe make runs for the ice and fruit. Glad you survived without blood on your hands!
                    "If anyone wants this old box containing the broken bits of my former faith in humanity, I'll take your best offer now. You may be able to salvage a few of em' for parts..... " - Quote by Argabarga

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                    • #25
                      Quoth cono1717 View Post
                      never mess with anyone that serves food or drink. SCs of the world should learn that.
                      As I kept reminding one now ex-CW:
                      Should and is are not interchangeable.
                      I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!

                      Who is John Galt?
                      -Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

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                      • #26
                        Quoth Merriweather View Post
                        *snip*

                        On the plus side, you survived the night without actually killing a customer, which is a good thing, cause it means you aren't in jail
                        Yes, absolutely -- try to keep looking on the bright side!

                        Quoth EricKei View Post
                        You have my most profound sympathies. O_O Eeeeesh...

                        *snip*

                        Complainer about curses:
                        "SC: DISGRACEFUL!!!!!1111!!"
                        -- She's apparently never been to a pub before...???

                        *snip*
                        Or a newspaper editorial office ...

                        What a horrible, horrible night. I am amazed that neither you nor your coworkers punched anybody out. Kudos to your boss for always supporting the workers! And my sympathies to all of you -- hope everybody is recovering!

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                        • #27
                          Quoth XCashier View Post
                          Gosh, I wonder why such a charming gentleman ever got banned?!
                          You know, I wonder if he even knew what he said. I've met people before who curse a blue streak without even realizing it - I wonder if this fool has violence on the brain in the same way?

                          You think he's banned at all the local pubs? Or has he just got a thing about 'winning' by getting back into yours?
                          Life: Reality TV for deities. - dalesys

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                          • #28
                            I wonder if Birthday Girl was attempting to scam.
                            To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...

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                            • #29
                              Holy crap what a hellish night...Never mind booze, you deserve a triple layer chocolate fudge cake. Or whatever your favorite flavor is.
                              When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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                              • #30
                                SC: BUT IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!!!
                                Me: Happy birthday. Next please
                                Too bad you couldn't offer a birthday spanking, with a birch whip.
                                Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

                                Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

                                I wish porn had subtitles.

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