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Old 12-13-2014, 04:52 PM
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Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper who sold his soul to Santa?

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Old 12-14-2014, 01:21 AM
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Actually, he hated his Dog.
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Old 12-14-2014, 03:40 PM
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I have to admit, I seriously LMAO when I read this...

So what happens when one sells their soul to Santa??

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Old 12-14-2014, 05:57 PM
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Are you sure he wasn't looking for something veil'd?
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Old 12-14-2014, 11:50 PM
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So what happens when one sells their soul to Santa??
I'm guessing you get turned into an elf and have to work at the sweat shop at the North Pole.

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Old 12-16-2014, 01:40 AM
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No, mommy! I don't want to be a bastard kiddy!!!

(Watch Markiplier play Happy Wheels as Santa)
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Old 12-16-2014, 11:00 PM
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Meanwhile the dyslexic agnostic insomniac is lying awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
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