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Old 04-29-2015, 06:02 PM
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You're new here, so you might not realize that a lot of people here have a warped sense of humour. Of course, if your sense of humour is warped in the same way, you'll probably enjoy the same material we do.
And if your sense of humor isn't as warped as ours, don't worry, you'll soon fit in.

We'll see to that.

Bwa ha ha. Mine is an evil laugh.
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Old 04-30-2015, 01:57 AM
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Does anyone know this one:

One dark night, in the middle of the day, two dead boys went out to play. Back to back, they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. If you don't believe this tale so tall, just ask the blind man who saw it all.


I have a feeling that I'm missing some of it, but that's all I'd ever heard of it when I was a kid.

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Old 04-30-2015, 04:20 AM
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I heard that one, but the end went a little differently. The way I remember it was "If you don't believe this lie ain't true, ask the blind man, he saw it too."
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Old 04-30-2015, 12:25 PM
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I accidentally called Fort Pierce, FL, Port Fierce. How awesome would it be to be able to say, "I'm from Port Fierce!"
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