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Old 08-13-2015, 04:41 AM
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Reports from Germany show that large quantities of fruitcake were stollen.

In Britain, the public was outraged when charges were dropped against a gang which had stolen truckloads of desserts made from custard and sponge cake. The judge's explanation for his action was that "The law is not concerned with trifles".

A recent survey shows that in reaction to these and similar incidents, over half the people polled are putting lox on their bagels.
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Old 08-13-2015, 09:32 AM
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These jokes feel half-baked to me.
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Old 08-13-2015, 01:08 PM
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If you were trying to get a rise out of us, you would be on a roll. Just don't try to butter us up.
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Old 08-13-2015, 03:02 PM
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These puns sound like the sort a Berliner would write.
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"It was like the power of Andrew W.K., mixed with the cuteness of Ariana Grande, covered in the sweat of Slayer." - Paul Scheer on BabyMetal
"I don’t know what English did to you or your family, but I cannot in good conscience sit here and watch you do this to it. You sir, are a monster." ~ Gravekeeper

"Don't weep for the stupid; you'll be crying all day!" - Fr. Anderson, Hellsing Ultimate: Abridged
"I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain it to you any further." – anon
"The moment you trust a demon, they will stab you in the back. Of course, I'm no hypocrite. Anyone who trusts me will get knifed as well." – Klokinator, "The Cryopod to Hell"

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Old 08-13-2015, 03:18 PM
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Only a Danish would say that. Just don't do donuts in the parking lot.
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Old 08-13-2015, 06:28 PM
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At least he's cooking up some puns, instead of just loafing around.
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Old 08-18-2015, 04:02 AM
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Are you saying my puns are cruller than his?

Did you hear the doughnut shop was visited by wildlife? The bear claws came to a grizzly end.
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Old 08-20-2015, 12:09 AM
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Do nut continue in this pointless thread! Or I shall have to beat you with a loaf of day-old bread.
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