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Old 09-16-2015, 09:21 AM
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I meant to read 1st John 4:18 at a wedding.

I read John 4:18 by mistake.



Now to explain the joke, because even I had to look this one up.

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From the NIV
1st John 4:18
There is no fear in love. But perfect love drives out fear, because fear has to do with punishment. The one who fears is not made perfect in love.

John 4:18
The fact is, you have had five husbands, and the man you now have is not your husband. What you have just said is quite true.
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Old 09-17-2015, 08:33 AM
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LOL epic! I am sending links to everyone I know.
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Old 10-16-2015, 06:47 PM
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A pastor shows up early to the home of one of his parishioners, having been invited for dinner, and though he sees a light on inside, nobody answers the door. He writes "Revelation 3:20" on a card and slides it under the door. (This passage reads: Behold, I stand at the door and knock, if any man hears and opens the door, I will come in and eat with him, and he with me").

A few minutes later, another card appears, this time from inside. On it is written "Genesis 3:10" (I heard your voice in the garden, but I was afraid, because I was naked, and I hid myself."
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Old 10-19-2015, 06:29 AM
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And now I have another good Joke to tell at Church. Thank you.
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