So I got shrieked at tonight by some dude and his Other Half because I opened my driver's door, and then my hand slipped off the door, which proceeded to drift all the way open and TAP the door on *his* Proof of Awesome Studliness. He lost it and began ranting. When his wife came out of the building he told her I'd "hit" his car with my door. I said I had not, to which she replied "If my husband said you hit it, then you hit it!" Such an obedient little Stepford Wifey ...
The way the two Drama Queens carried on, you'd think I had deliberately slammed my door into his at least half a dozen times. At one point she got out her cellphone and using it as a flashlight, she started peering with dramatic intensity at the door ... "THERE'S A MARK!!" No, lady, it's a splash of something ... mud, dust that's been splotched by melting snow ...
It was totally dark, hence the drama of her and her cellphone.
And yes, I had apologized initially. I didn't repeat it, though, since it was obviously a waste of time and breath. I've no idea what they expected from me, but after the cellphone bit, I just started walking towards the door of the building, leaving her to shriek after me that I needed to be more careful when I opened my door *arglblargl* and him moaning about people who damage a $4,000 car ...
The way the two Drama Queens carried on, you'd think I had deliberately slammed my door into his at least half a dozen times. At one point she got out her cellphone and using it as a flashlight, she started peering with dramatic intensity at the door ... "THERE'S A MARK!!" No, lady, it's a splash of something ... mud, dust that's been splotched by melting snow ...
It was totally dark, hence the drama of her and her cellphone.
And yes, I had apologized initially. I didn't repeat it, though, since it was obviously a waste of time and breath. I've no idea what they expected from me, but after the cellphone bit, I just started walking towards the door of the building, leaving her to shriek after me that I needed to be more careful when I opened my door *arglblargl* and him moaning about people who damage a $4,000 car ...
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