Wish Corruption! (Game thread)

[Lace Neil Singer]

It's so cold... it's frozen! You can't drink it! O.o

I wish that no-one was allowed to work Bank Holidays, so I'd get every one off like the rest of the world.

[Dave1982]

I wish that no-one was allowed to work Bank Holidays, so I'd get every one off like the rest of the world.

Granted. Unfortunately, your house catches fire that day, and the 911 operators and firefighters are also off and can't help you.

I wish I didn't feel so sad right now.

(sorry, my mood contributed to that especially morbid wish corruption).

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. You're insatiably happy now to the point where nobody can stand to be around you.

I wish I had the energy to do some housework.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted. You have all the energy in the world but now there's no housework to be done and you don't know what to do with all your energy.

I wish I could wish upon a star.

[Lace Neil Singer]

You do, but it falls and crushes you.

I wish the weather wasn't so damn cold.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. Now it's so hot you're practically basting in your own sweat and should be well done in about an hour.

I wish I had a couple more electrical outlets in my bedroom.

[dalesys]

Granted. The outlets are all for foreign plugs & voltages.

I wish Callahan's Bar really existed.

(where the weak ends: Sunday, Monday & Punday)

[Ironclad Alibi]

Granted. All of your shared pain has been lessened, and all of your shared joy has been increased.

I wish I could get a good night's sleep.

[Jack T. Chance]

Granted. All of your shared pain has been lessened, and all of your shared joy has been increased.

I wish I could get a good night's sleep.

Granted, you'll get one... on Good Friday, 2010.

I wish I had... one meellion dollars! *puts pinky to corner of mouth*

[Dave1982]

Granted. A million dollars in pennies, all piled up loose in your living room. And the bank won't take ANY of them until you get them all rolled.

I wish the Back to School season was over.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

It is. It's now Christmas time! Aren't you thrilled?

I wish I wouldn't end up drowning in furniture in a few minutes.

[Lace Neil Singer]

Instead you get to drown in... ice cream! XD

I wish that Christmas stuff wasn't in the shops right now.

[dalesys]

Granted: You must surf the curling wave of chairs & etc. without wiping out, though...

I wish the REMF's could be on the pointy end.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted: You must surf the curling wave of chairs & etc. without wiping out, though...

I wish the REMF's could be on the pointy end.

Granted. Now they're poking people in the ass.

I wish I had a blueberry scone right now.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted! Oh, wait, that's not a blueberry, that's mold...

I wish I didn't feel this way.