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What colour is the sky in your world and how high of a dosage do you need before it turns back to blue? --Gravekeeper
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Quoth XCashier View PostHold the entire world hostage for (cue dramatic music)...
"One million dollars!"
Taking over a third world country was next on their list but they got sidetracked.Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Okay, maybe it's just me, but every time I see the thread's title, I think of that song, "We're an American Band." Specifically the following lines:
Sweet, sweet Connie was doin' her act
She had the whole show and that's a natural fact.
So I thought I'd pen a little twist on that for this guy. The tune is the same, but the words would go something like this:
Out on the lam for forty days
Last night of freedom put him in a haze
Sweet, sweet Karma was doin' its act
It had him bent over, and that's a natural fact
Up all night in the state pen
Anal rape is comin', he don't know when.
Theft and children, he's not right
And justice is coming to his dumb ass tonight
He's an American scam
He's an American scam
He's comin' to your town
The cops will hunt him down
He's an American scam
(My apologies to Grand Funk Railroad and their brilliance....)Last edited by Jester; 07-19-2012, 04:54 AM.
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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Wow, I had been missing the updates to this. As an aside, maybe he's trying to get in prison, figuring its safer there then outside prison where his former partners want words with him, and have a number of badly-hidden objects for inflicting blunt-force trauma?
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Quoth Jester View PostHe's an American scam
He's an American scam
He's comin' to your town
The cops will hunt him down
He's an American scam
(We could use an "applause" smiley, too...)
Great lyrics, Jester!I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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Hey, I try. I may not have any musical talent, and I don't delude myself that I am a songwriter of any merit. But I do have a bit of a knack for writing parody song lyrics.
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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Quoth emax4 View PostHeh, I can see something great coming out of this: "America's Funniest Clients". Here's a great similar theme song (from the original America's Funniest Videos back in the late 80's and 90's):
Stories from the threads and news
They never told
The clients can be stars tonight
Until they get paroled
They're locked up and screwed.
Ah, the funny things they do
America.. Clientele... this is you!
Were mine subpar or what? LOL
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