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Old 09-10-2019, 04:42 AM
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Default A fourteen year old weasel walks into a bar...

He hops up onto a stool and asks the bartender for an ale.

The bartender looks at the weasel and puts his hands on his hips. "Sorry, kid, but you're looking wayyyy too young for alcohol, can't serve you ale."

The weasel looked nonplussed. "Okay, what about beer?" The bartender glared. "No beer neither."

The weasel sighed. "Okay, what *do* you have that I can drink?"

"We've got water, milk, orange juice, coffee and pop" said the bartender. "What'll you have?"

"Pop," goes the weasel.
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Old 09-10-2019, 05:06 PM
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Old 09-10-2019, 05:40 PM
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Weasel she about that...
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Old 09-10-2019, 07:38 PM
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To be fair, the weasel won't be the beerholder.
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