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  • Man in Arkansas bar

    (with apologies to anyone from that state. XD)

    This guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and the bartender looks around and says: "You ain't from around here, are ya... where ya from, boy?"

    The guy says, "I'm from Iowa."

    The bartender asks, "What th' hell you do in Iowa?"

    The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist."

    The bartender asks, "A taxidermist... now just what th' hell is a taxidermist?"

    The guy says "I mount animals."

    The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, "It's OK boys, he's one of us!"
    People who don't like cats were probably mice in an earlier life.
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    I am from Arkansas, and I approve this message.
    "Maybe the problem just went away...maybe it was the magical sniper fairy that comes and gives silenced hollow point rounds to people who don't eat their vegetables."

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