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What's the difference between enzymes and hormones?
En's don't zyme.
(If you need that you explained, let me know.
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En's don't zyme.
(If you need that you explained, let me know.
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I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!
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And(w)hores dont mo(a)ne?Things just get so crazy living life gets hard to do. I would gladly hit the road, get up and go if I knew,that someday it would bring me back to you. -
We have a winner!Quoth saint View Post
I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!
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There are three points to this joke: enzymes, hormones, and the difference between them.Quoth crazylegs View PostI don't get it.
If en's don't zyme, then that means that ________'s do __________.
(If you need a hint, look at Saint's post.
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I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!
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How do you make a hormone?
Kick her in the shins."I can tell her you're all tied up in the projection room." Sunset Boulevard.Comment
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I thought it was "Don't pay her."Quoth cinema guy View Post
Sometimes life is altered.
Break from the ropes your hands are tied.
Uneasy with confrontation.
Won't turn out right. Can't turn out rightComment
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Here's one that my Biology professor told our class. I thought it was hilarious. The rest of the class just sat there with blank expressions on their faces.
He said that he was discussing reptiles with a colleague. His friend told him that the male sex organ on a snake is called the hemapeen.
He asked his friend, "What is it on the female? The hemavag?"
Yeah, you've got to be a real science geek for that to be funny
"You are loved" - Plaidman.Comment
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