Duuuuuuuuuuude

[Dentarthurdent]

Just a quick one from this afternoon.


Man: Dude, do you have any rooms tonight? I need something around $120.
Me: Looks like the least expensive one we have is $160. From what I understand, [town 8 miles away], [town 50 miles away], and [town 90 miles away] are all full tonight.
Man: Dude, really? Is this, like, a holiday weekend or something?
Me: Um...yes?

Earlier I had someone ask if we offer canoe trips. In a national park with no water. *headdesk*

[dalesys]

... if we offer canoe trips...

The SS Dooshkanyew will be leving from the submarine dock in a few minutes. Just sit on the bottom of the pool until it comes for you.

[MoonCat]

Full moon tonight. That could explain those two twerps.

[Lore]

Maybe the canoe people felt so inconvenienced by your inability to summon a lake for them to paddle around in that they sent Bong Boy down to annoy you as a form of revenge?

[Dentarthurdent]

Lore: Lol. When I did work in a national park with lots of water, I had this conversation (after several emails on the same basic questions)

Her: So what is there to do there?
Me: Well, there's fishing, hiking, canoeing, kayaking-
Her: Ooh! Canoeing! Tell me about that?
Me: Well, you can rent a canoe for the day or week and use them in [harbor] and [bay] and the inland lakes.
Her: What's an inland lake?
Me:....It's a lake surrounded by land, ma'am. There are several of them on [island].
Her: Well, if it's surrounded by land, how do I get my canoe there?
Me: You portage it?
Her: What's "portage"?
Me:...You pick up your canoe and you carry it, ma'am.
Her: *sniffily* Don't you have people who can do that for me?
Me: No, sorry.
Her: I don't think I want to visit there. *click*

[Automan Empire]

Earlier I had someone ask if we offer canoe trips. In a national park with no water.

If she was cute, I would have offered to talk to the little canoe driver and see what he could do to make her feel happy. I could find water in Death Valley on the Amargosa River, for the right canoeist.