Dropping a load (gross)

[Sandiercy]

I work in a fairly busy mall at a game store.

Yesterday we had someone drop their pants and "drop a load" in the middle of the hallway.

The rest of the day, the smell from out in the hall was horrible. The mall staff tried to clean it up but it took several runs with the electric mop + about 20 tries with the floor polisher.

[LillFilly]

Isn't it amazing how, ahem, sh*t like that happens and nobody ever sees it!?

[Mr Hero]

I think you might want to entertain that this is some kind of conspiracy

There's more to this quote, but it goes into Fratching territory and I'm not sure how many people unfamiliar with the above quote would take it seriously.

[Sandiercy]

I have to say, it was one crappy day.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

Somebody did that at my sister's work! She works in a law library and some dude dropped trou and then dropped a deuce right there in the middle of the carpeted hallway!

is WRONG with people???

[Merriweather]

I honestly cannot imagine the thought process, the mindset, the values, or anything else about someone like that. I'm sorry, but I think anyone who would actually do something like that should be committed long enough for a full psych evaluation, there's got to be something drastically wrong with that individual.

I remember when I was five years old, my Dad took me fishing. When I had to "go", and I asked him where , and he told me "in the woods", well, that was just the most shocking thing I had ever heard in my young life. I absolutely refused to ever go fishing again.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

is WRONG with people???

They can't find the right place to sit down and make brown?

[PepperElf]

I think you might want to entertain that this is some kind of conspiracy

You know we had that happen on my second ship. Not the quote exactly but a shitting conspiracy. Or so I was told...

Like out of one of those mind-game serial killer movies... someone kept dropping notes off in the CO's suggestion box. Each time the note disclosed where the Mad Shitter would take another dump. (and of course it was NEVER in a toilet).

Dunno if they ever caught him though.

[downforit2008]

Too bad the guy couldn't be found so he could have his nose rubbed into his own feces. If they're going to act like animals and take a dump wherever they please, they should be treated like animals in the same discipline!

[Geekus Rex]

There was an agent fired at the call center I work at for doing that... repeatedly...

Of course, he only got caught while he was in the process of smearing it on the glass at the security desk.

[lobo94]

Eeeewwwww!!!

[Der Cute]

Daymn. And I think it's bad enough when someone leaves a log in the loo. In the water.

[RealUnimportant]

Saw someone drag their poor embarrassed kid out of the supermarket to do a crap in the drain the other day.

Right next to one of the main entrances.

20 feet beyond which lay ... public toilets.

Yes, they'd actually walked past the toilets to force the kid to shit outside.

[Opalin]

Gaaahh... I can understand vomiting. That you sometimes simply cannot control, but... seriously there's about four billion little warning triggers before you need to go!

[MournBlade]

I suffer from nasty ibs, there are a few times where I did not make it to the restroom in time wich made we want to fall in a deep hole and die. Nowhere along the way did it ever occur to me to just repaint someones room or hallway - ugh.