SC: I am upset, yes and deeply offended that you charged me overdraft fees nine days in a row
Me: ok I see the account was overdrawn. Are any of these charges unauthorized?
SC: no, they are not. I know I overdrew my account because money is tight. I'll overdraw it again and you will not charge any more fees. I have a total of 57 overdraft fees and I want every last one reversed. Other banks don't do this. At my credit union, I overdraw my account there and they never charge a fee. You're just gonna have to be more flexible.
Me: I can't reverse all my fees
SC: no, no, no, no........manager, right now
I put her on hold
SC: ok we don't have a manager available right now but I can put you in a voicemail and they can call you within an hour
Me: no, not voicemail. I'll hold
SC: i'm afraid that's not opinion
Me: You are pissing me the fuck off. You don't fuckin tell me I can't speak to a manager
SC: it's voicemail or call back
Me: no, I'll hold
SC: that's not an opinion
Me: you are really making me furious. No voicemail. I am holding your line up.
SC: ok, I'm putting you in a voicemail
Me: You do that and I will find you and fucking murder you
SC: ok well I am still putting you in the voicemail but since you're making death threats and this is a recorded line and we have your phone number, we will be forwarding this to your local police department
Me: I am the customer here.You can't do that. You better not call the police on me or I will sue you....you piece of shit....you fucked with the wrong guy...I'll.....
Put him right in the voicemail and called the police
Me: ok I see the account was overdrawn. Are any of these charges unauthorized?
SC: no, they are not. I know I overdrew my account because money is tight. I'll overdraw it again and you will not charge any more fees. I have a total of 57 overdraft fees and I want every last one reversed. Other banks don't do this. At my credit union, I overdraw my account there and they never charge a fee. You're just gonna have to be more flexible.
Me: I can't reverse all my fees
SC: no, no, no, no........manager, right now
I put her on hold
SC: ok we don't have a manager available right now but I can put you in a voicemail and they can call you within an hour
Me: no, not voicemail. I'll hold
SC: i'm afraid that's not opinion
Me: You are pissing me the fuck off. You don't fuckin tell me I can't speak to a manager
SC: it's voicemail or call back
Me: no, I'll hold
SC: that's not an opinion
Me: you are really making me furious. No voicemail. I am holding your line up.
SC: ok, I'm putting you in a voicemail
Me: You do that and I will find you and fucking murder you
SC: ok well I am still putting you in the voicemail but since you're making death threats and this is a recorded line and we have your phone number, we will be forwarding this to your local police department
Me: I am the customer here.You can't do that. You better not call the police on me or I will sue you....you piece of shit....you fucked with the wrong guy...I'll.....
Put him right in the voicemail and called the police
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