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God, that reminds me of a former friend.
My room mate and I at the time had food allergies: she can't have meat (something in it) gets her sick; I can't have crustaceans, period.
So, this crazy wench, decides she's not only LACTOSE INTOLERANT, but has a seafood allergy too.
We see her stuffing her face full of cheetos the next day (after her grand reveal) ...and that stuff's 100% real cheese. We tell her of this and she goes "oh, I can eat it.. 'cause you know, its PROCESSED!"
Forward a few months later:
A mutual friend of all of us goes to get a burger. Makes a big deal on how she's allergic to Tomatoes and doesn't want them even touching the wrapper they come in. She doesn't want to see them! SHE CANNOT SMELL THEM OR SHE'LL DIE! (this with Pig Face Faker with her)
She gets her burger, stares at it for a moment, goes back to the counter and asks for ketchup. Friend then proceeds to just pile the ketchup on the burger.
PFF: Why honey, you can't eat that. You're allergic to tomatoes!
F: -fluttering her lashes and imitating PFF to the T- But honey, its PROCESSED!
PFF was so stupid, she just didn't get it."The problem isn't usually that there are stupid people in the world as much as it is that the stupid people like to call or come in and point out how stupid they are to the working public" -Justa
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Quoth AnqeiicDemise View PostPFF: Why honey, you can't eat that. You're allergic to tomatoes!
F: -fluttering her lashes and imitating PFF to the T- But honey, its PROCESSED!
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And all cheese bakes exactly the same, riiight. There's no difference between hard cheeses, soft cheeses, matured cheeses, and so on.Seshat's self-help guide:
1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.
"All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.
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errrr ok... the cheese thing... and lactose intolerence, unless its a really soft cheese most people who are lactose intolerant can eat cheese.... because well... the fementing cheese making process either eats up all the lactose or produces and enzyme that makes it ok ( i cant remember.... its been awhile) so... yeah not an issue...
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Unless your casein AND lactose intolerant like me, when all of it messes with your body something chronic!Deepak Chopra says, "Fear deprives people of choice. Fear shrinks the world into isolated, defensive enclaves. Fear spirals out of control. Fear makes everyday life seem clouded over with danger.
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Well, that I do understand that in SOME cases, food being processed *can* change the way your body reacts.
HOWEVER, this is coming from the woman who *swore* touching a bottle of clam juice or fish sauce because she'd puff up like a fish. This same woman bought KRAFT SINGLES AND ATE THEM because 'it was processed' but wouldn't touch Gouda because she'd die.
My sister is lactose intolerant. She can't have Kraft Singles becuase she ends up in the john five minutes later (we timed it!). I can't touch a crab without blowing up like a helium baloon but I can grab a bottle of clam juice, rub it all over my face and be fine... especially if its sealed still.
Pig Face lied about her food allergies because she wanted to feel special and be in control-- i.e. the places we could eat and whatnot.
In fact, according to Tomato Friend, prior to meeting Roomie and myself, Pig Face would eat cheese and drink milk until it was coming out of her shnoz."The problem isn't usually that there are stupid people in the world as much as it is that the stupid people like to call or come in and point out how stupid they are to the working public" -Justa
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Quoth Metiphis View PostOld Simpsons is gold Simpsons.
I can recall off the top of my head three others--to run onto the field during a baseball game, to be a Blackjack dealer, and to be a contestant on The Gong ShowKnowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily
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