So, after spending over an hour decided what the hell we where we were going to get food from (seriously, at times neither of us have a craving at the same time so it takes us forever. I typically then flip a coin and then figure it out based on my dad's reaction.)
So we're ordering pizza. He's paying for it, I'm paying the tip for the delivery driver. The total came out to be about $18.XX (I honestly forgot lol.)
Dad: How much are you going to give for tip? *while handing me a $20.*
Me: *shuffling through ones* Uhm, so it was eighteen-something... round that up to nineteen... *count count count* $5.00
Dad: o.O $5!
Me: Yeah. I'm too effin' lazy to drive to the store and pick up the damn pizza, plus they get stiffed all the time. So I do five buck minimum, no matter how much my order cost. Same goes for when I eat out unless the service was abysmal. (Which, yes, means at times when I only want an appetizer the waitress is getting like a 100% tip.)
Dad: ...
Me: ...Hey! You ain't paying the tip, shoo!
So we're ordering pizza. He's paying for it, I'm paying the tip for the delivery driver. The total came out to be about $18.XX (I honestly forgot lol.)
Dad: How much are you going to give for tip? *while handing me a $20.*
Me: *shuffling through ones* Uhm, so it was eighteen-something... round that up to nineteen... *count count count* $5.00
Dad: o.O $5!
Me: Yeah. I'm too effin' lazy to drive to the store and pick up the damn pizza, plus they get stiffed all the time. So I do five buck minimum, no matter how much my order cost. Same goes for when I eat out unless the service was abysmal. (Which, yes, means at times when I only want an appetizer the waitress is getting like a 100% tip.)
Dad: ...
Me: ...Hey! You ain't paying the tip, shoo!
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