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  • #16
    Tell you what. You buy 10,000 dollars in ownbrand. Then yeah, I do it. (I'm pretty sure 200 be good, right?)
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    • #17
      What I would of liked to have said:

      "Actually Sir, My Company would like me to make a sale. I however am currently enjoying the 30 mins of my day that involves not having to deal with self absorbed and stupid people like you.. "

      What I would of said:

      "I suggest you go talk to one of my Co-Workers who aren't on a break since I can't help you off the clock"

      What a dumbarse!

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      • #18
        I'd bet you'd like to make a sale!
        Me : Really ? How much would you bet ? Because, let me tell you, you'd lose.
        "I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question."

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        • #19
          New, revised answer!

          Still, YOU'LL MAKE A SALE
          Yer, but I really can't give a shit as I've now got a new job!

          (Congrats GingerBiscuit!)
          A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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          • #20
            Quoth GingerBiscuit View Post
            Customer: You're probably on your lunch right now, but I'd bet you'd like to make a sale!
            Response:

            "Your leg is dry but I bet you'd like me to piss on it."
            "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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            • #21
              Oh, the Almighty Sale!

              Yes, definitely. I'll do anything to put $10 into the coffers of this business, who won't know or care that I did so on my own time. It won't affect my wage, my life, or the lives of anyone in this store. In fact, it won't even do much for the company's bottom line.

              But I just can't resist MAKING A SALE.


              If you have to ask, it's probably better posted at www.fratching.com

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              • #22
                Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
                Response:

                "Your leg is dry but I bet you'd like me to piss on it."

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                • #23
                  Quoth crazylegs View Post
                  New, revised answer!


                  Yer, but I really can't give a shit as I've now got a new job!

                  (Congrats GingerBiscuit!)
                  heee! I know! Only a month to go...
                  Deepak Chopra says, "Fear deprives people of choice. Fear shrinks the world into isolated, defensive enclaves. Fear spirals out of control. Fear makes everyday life seem clouded over with danger.

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