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    I've put off posting this, until now.

    Backstory:

    I think it was last year when "The Orphanage" was out in theatres. I'm a fan of Pan's Labyrinth and Hellboy so I wanted to see it. Took a day for myself and watched it. As fate would have it, I was the only person in the theatre. Had the whole place to myself.

    Or so I thought.

    About halfway through the movie, in walks this girl, who I discover later is in her mid twenties. She decides to sit down right next to me. In retrospect, I should have pointed out to her that there were a mirade of other places that she could have sat. But at the time I thought nothing of it and just decided "whatever". She seemed like a decent human being. Kept her mouth shut, watched the film, etc...
    Movie ends and we go our seperate ways. I figure that I'll never see this person again and i prefer to keep it that way.

    Fast forward.

    This same girl has come back to my place of employment, and everytime she sees me she thinks that its "the funniest thing ever" that I happen to be working at the time. Like she acts like I'm her best friend or some shit like that. And she uses this squnity eyed grin when she speaks.

    "You're still working here"

    "You're working here again"

    <insert endless slew of varients>

    Uh yeah, I work here. That's how I make money. That's how i fill my gas tank. It's not like i whore myself out to other companies in order to get several thousand paychecks a month. So stop acting like it's a f-ing coincidence.

    Now, granted, this doesn't happen on a weekly basis. But it has occured enough times for me to be weirded out by it. It's even occured enough times were I have to inform my coworkers about, who understandably allow me to disappear for several minutes when she's around.

    Then she does her same shtick with them. I.E. "You're metalgear's boss? That's so funny"

    Understandably this weirds them out as well. As a result, they tell me to run when they see her.

    Note: This girl is not my type at all and it's really f-ing creepy whenever she comes a knockin.

    What should I do outside of avoiding the situation?
    Screw normal. You know why? 'Cause if you're normal, the crowd will accept you. But if you're deranged, the crowd will make you their leader.

    Christopher Titus.

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    Call cops.
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    Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

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    • #3
      Maybe she thinks you're hot?
      Now a member of that alien race called Management.

      Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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      • #4
        She must have been stalking you way before that day at the movies. She sounds creepy. Someone, like your boss, could talk to her. Or maybe a co-worker. They could tell her that you arn't there to socialize or something. I really don't have any good advise. I had one guy who would come in and he made me uncomfortable. I told my boss. He talked to him but I don't know what he said.
        Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

        Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

        I wish porn had subtitles.

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