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  • A "redneck" movie poster...

    Anybody remember the movie "Twister"?

    Well, I made a "redneck" movie poster of it...called "Ternader!"

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    Skilled programmers aren't cheap. Cheap programmers aren't skilled.

  • #2
    LOVE IT!!!

    Now we need an accompanying trailer, preferably featuring a robust woman in a tropical print mumu and curlers with a wad of snuff in her mouth talking about the neighbor's house flying past her trailer and did Caroline still have her casserole dish!
    Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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    • #3
      Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
      LOVE IT!!!

      Now we need an accompanying trailer, preferably featuring a robust woman in a tropical print mumu and curlers with a wad of snuff in her mouth talking about the neighbor's house flying past her trailer and did Caroline still have her casserole dish!
      I'm not that skilled in the AV department...but I wouldn't object if someone else wanted to make a parody trailer like that...
      Skilled programmers aren't cheap. Cheap programmers aren't skilled.

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      • #4
        Now we need a trailer narrated by Larry the Cable Guy.
        "If we refund your money, give you a free replacement and shoot the manager, then will you be happy?" - sign seen in a restaurant

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        • #5
          Quoth CrazedClerkthe2nd View Post
          Now we need a trailer narrated by Larry the Cable Guy.
          I was thinking Jeff Foxworthy but Larry's pretty cool, too.

          Quoth mjr View Post
          I'm not that skilled in the AV department...but I wouldn't object if someone else wanted to make a parody trailer like that...
          Now that would be a project . . . just wish I had a video camera or I'd do one.
          Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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          • #6
            Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
            Now that would be a project . . . just wish I had a video camera or I'd do one.
            Remember, though, the pronunciation is "ter-nay-der".
            Skilled programmers aren't cheap. Cheap programmers aren't skilled.

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            • #7
              Quoth mjr View Post
              Remember, though, the pronunciation is "ter-nay-der".
              Kinda like ter-may-der (tomato.)

              I can speak fluent Redneck, which I suspect is a lifelong affliction from living in the same place all my life (North Carolina, to be exact.)

              The other languages I know are English, Sarcasm and Profanity.
              Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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              • #8
                I think it would be funny to have a "Rosetta Stone" type software for Redneck.

                Narrator: "Tomato"
                Redneck: "Termader"

                Narrator: "Banana"
                Redneck: "Nanner"

                Narrator: "Potato"
                Redneck: "Tater"

                and so forth...
                Skilled programmers aren't cheap. Cheap programmers aren't skilled.

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                • #9
                  Narrator: Sushi
                  Redneck: Bait

                  Narrator: Foreign car
                  Redneck: Scrap metal
                  Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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                  • #10
                    Here's one for you:

                    Narrator: box wine
                    Redneck: porta-potty
                    Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                    • #11
                      Narrator: "Fire"
                      Redneck: "far"

                      Narrator: "for"
                      Redneck: "fer"
                      Skilled programmers aren't cheap. Cheap programmers aren't skilled.

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