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Your Cat Has Uses?
This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
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Poodles has tried to be a laptop warmer but so far, while adorable and furry, it's kinda inconvenient when you're trying to type and all of a sudden, you have feet walking across your keys.
And speaking of the feline fedoras, I did have a lovely brownish gray Squirrel model some years ago.Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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My friend's cat wanted to be useful...by lying across their suitcase in a way that said "No mama don't leave me!" (Owners got married on the weekend, they're now on their honeymoon)The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom
Now queen of USSR-Land...
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Quoth fireheart View PostMy friend's cat wanted to be useful...by lying across their suitcase in a way that said "No mama don't leave me!" (Owners got married on the weekend, they're now on their honeymoon)"Crazy may always be open for business, but on the full moon, it has buy one get one free specials." - WishfulSpirit
"Sometimes customers remind me of zombies, but I'm pretty sure that zombies are smarter." - MelindaJoy77
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I'll have to check out the link later, but my cat makes a great self-warming and sometimes massaging scarf, too.
Also:- finder of things that you drop on the floor (pills, pins, etc.)
- disposal unit of tasty things that fall on the floor
My late cat was a very effective flyswatter. He used to catch them out of mid-air. And then eat them."I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
-Mira Furlan
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Quoth Seanette View PostMaybe the cat wanted to come with them?
-Leg warmer.
-Laptop warmer.
-Clothes warmer.
-Suitcase protector.
Here's a picture:The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom
Now queen of USSR-Land...
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Quoth fireheart View PostMy friend's cat wanted to be useful...by lying across their suitcase in a way that said "No mama don't leave me!" (Owners got married on the weekend, they're now on their honeymoon)Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.
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We had high hopes for Baxter who, on just his second day with us in his new forever home, ate a spider -- Free pest control!
But no. He's the original 'fraidy cat; his world is full of secret, private terrors and he's afraid of everything. Timmy on the other hand... He investigated the auto-feeder, and we're sure he'll figure out a way to reprogram it. He investigated the aquarium, and we fully expect to find him in there, wearing a miniature wetsuit -- because he's smart enough to obtain one, for one, and smart enough to figure out how to put it on, for another.
The irony here is that Timmy is named after the character on South Park because he quite literally bit the hand the feeds him, when I had to try to drag him out from under the bed. And yet he ended up being the one that will take over the world if he ever makes it out the front door.Drive it like it's a county car.
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