Werepimp and the Halloween Round Up

[Emrld]

Kara- thank you for the costume link . . .I needed a good laugh

GK - the term "Boss" is making a return. It is supposed to be used as a sign of respect . . .but we know that some of the up and coming future moochers tend to be sarcastic and do not mean it respectfully.

Halloween - one of the easiest costumes ever . . . wear your own clothing . . .get a "Hello My Name Is . . . " tags and write the letter "P" take a black eyebrow pencil/ eyeliner (you can get them for 99 cents) chose one eye - make a large circle/ doughnut shape around your eye - think comical, cartoon black eye . . .
There you go you are now a "Blackeyed Pea" course it was funnier before the band - but it still works.

[Kara]

So didn't need to see that. Ever.

I saw it in person. With small children present. Since the snake is connected to fishing line, the guy could make it "dance"

[Broomjockey]

I saw it in person. With small children present. Since the snake is connected to fishing line, the guy could make it "dance"

I pity your eyes.

[Becks]

I've heard locked out of the parkade. But locked IN the parkade? That takes some sort of talent.

I'm very impressed.

Caller was arrested, stripped naked by the sheriff and left to wander the highway for a bit before they brought him in. God Bless Texas.

I wonder if that sherrif is related to the guy who makes his prisoners wear pink.

Werepimp don't get no love from the honeys.

Depending on my mood, I might've found that amusing.

You know, my motivation to assist you was a paltry, scrawny, feeble little thing to begin with that had just kind of half dragged half limped its way out, wheezing and gagging, into the sun just for this call.

PLEASE let me have this as a siggy!! I'll be ever so well-behaved if you do!!

It's hard to find good minions these days so I need all the help I can get, really.

I can be a minion. It's fun.

"She's just starting her period and at first she was just spotting. But now she's sitting on the toilet and something's hanging out."

That grossed out the man of the household, but not me.

I give you 5 out of 6. 6 being the Biker on the end. Whom I shall call Moobs after his massive, hairy man boobs that were ill concealed by the skimpy black leather vest. Which was the sole article of clothing he was wearing above the waist.

No pictures?

This could be one of those "Real American Heros" Bud Light commercials!

Oh, I would love it if it was!!!

[Gravekeeper]

PLEASE let me have this as a siggy!! I'll be ever so well-behaved if you do!!

By all means. ;p

[Andara Bledin]

This guy was an east Indian security guard....

We've got a guy at work from South America (I can't remember which country >.<) who calls pretty much everyone boss.

I can't impose on ladies to do my own leg work. Its impolite. ><

*giggle*

He thinks we're ladies....

Gentlemen! Behold!

*snicker*

That totally reminds me of Onizuka's elephant costume in that episode of GTO.

^-.-^

[Becks]

By all means. ;p

Thank you most kindly, sir.


I can't. It's too big.

[AKWalMartCartGuy]

Curse my curiosity! I freaking clicked on it! I'm an idiot. Eewwwww. So didn't need to see that. Ever.

I expected MUCH worse, my reaction to seeing it was "oh, ok that's not so bad"

even kinda funny

[cinema guy]

From Kara's description, I figured he was exposing himself. Now I see it is actually an asinine Halloween costume, I'm kind if relieved ... or disappointed.

[Lady Heather]

Found one!! And his Little Red Riding HO!!

http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/a...3_0007_007.jpg

[AKWalMartCartGuy]

what good is a ho-less werepimp?

[Lady Heather]

Wanna be a Minnion!!

I didn't read the whole Thread before. It was late and I was tierd. I would like to say:
Gravekeeper- I wanna be a minnion!! I have previous experiance & reffrences. I won't throw panties but you can have my Wabbit tail (since my boss finally gave it back after ransoming it)
http://www.customerssuck.com/board/a...1&d=1194001837

I apologize my store sells that "snake charmer" costume. We also sold "country lov'in" a hillbilly in red underbriches with an inflatable sheep attached to the privates (the sheep has lipstick and fishnet hose on) I will dig up a picture if any body wants(?)

Does anyone know the term for a bunch of Werepimps?

[Jacen]

Note to self, never ever drink LA Ice or any other kind of fizzy drink and read Grave's posts... I need a new monitor... lol

...you've never seen Grease, have you?

Awesome movie, even if it's old. lol