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    http://funnyreceipts.com

    As it sounds. Mostly funny abbreviations.
    I'm bringing disdain back...with a vengeance.

    Oh, and your tool box called...you got out again.

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    I'd love some "choc cock slice"

    Also, who sells a 2" cock hole?
    The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

    Now queen of USSR-Land...

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    • #3
      I'll have to submit one of mine from a couple months ago. The cashier said, "Check out what this rings up as". It was:
      "Hanging Creepy Guy - 7.99"
      Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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      • #4
        I get "Birds Eye Pot 1kg" once in a while. (Birds Eye Potato Chips)

        IN the past we've also had "Salami Hung Mild", "Chicken Lovely Legs", "Stolen Mazipan" and "Star Wars Pancake." In order, those four are Hungarian Mild Salami, the actual product name, Stollen Marizpan (Christmas thing) and a Plush Star Wars figurine.
        The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

        Now queen of USSR-Land...

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        • #5
          I once got a receipt that said "Chocolate Ass"!
          Steven Slater ROCKS! So does James Jones!

          The world is an asshole contest...and EVERYONE'S A WINNER!

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