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  • my thought process a few minutes ago (possible TMI)

    Ooh chocolate pudding (that I just bought a few days ago)

    odd the top of this isn't smooth, oh well.

    scoops some with spoon

    puts spoon in mouth

    oh my fucking god I just put evil in my mouth, oh my god that nasty

    bolts down stairs throws pudding in garbage and spoon in sink

    rushes into bathroom trying not to vomit

    rinse mouth, rinse mouth, rinse mouth, rinse mouth, water not working grab mouthwash

    that's a bit better
    dry heave
    dry heave

    finally calm down, explain to parents what all noise was about

    drink pepto just in case

    throw out the rest of the pudding that expired yesterday.
    Interviewer: What is your greatest weakness?
    Me: I expect competence from my coworkers.

  • #2
    Was it a dried up ball of pudding skin? (thank you George Carlin)
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    • #3
      I am SO sorry gremcint, but I am literally laughing out loud right now. I think we've probably all done something similar at some point in our lives, but "oh my fucking god I just put evil in my mouth, oh my god that nasty" went through my head in Randall's (Honey Badger narrator) voice and I lost it.

      Hope you're ok.

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      • #4
        Chewing a rotten brazil nut... that rancid grease does not want to leave!
        I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
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        • #5
          Haha! I needed that laugh. Thanks.

          hope that taste is gone from your mouth though.

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          • #6
            I'm fine thanks, I knew you guys would laugh. and actually the pudding I got last saturday so a week ago at that point but still it shouldn't have been that bad.
            Interviewer: What is your greatest weakness?
            Me: I expect competence from my coworkers.

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            • #7
              Yeah, things like that tempt me to start talking all Biblical to my mouth:

              Hey! You guys! Remember where It says "If thine tongue offend thee..."?
              I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
              Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
              Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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