Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Another Performance Enhancing Drug?

Collapse
This topic is closed.
X
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • Another Performance Enhancing Drug?

    In 2012, there was a minor scandal in the National Football League about some players testing positive for Adderall. Brandon Marshall, then with the Chicago Bears, told reporters that he knew of players using Viagra to get an edge on the football field.

    Cue the jokes:

    He likes to go up the middle.
    He hits the hole hard.
    He likes going deep.
    The defense really needs to stiffen.
    That revelation gives new meaning to tight end, wide receiver, and head coach.
    If my game lasts longer than 4 hours, do I need to consult my doctor?
    This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

    I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.
Working...
X