Johnny and his family live in an apartment complex. One afternoon Johnny's parents decided to sneak in a quickie, but needed to keep Johnny away for a while. So they told him to stand outside on the balcony and tell them about the goings-on in the neighborhood.
Johnny did what he was told and went out on the balcony. He announced what he saw.
"A car just got towed out of the parking lot. An ambulance just went by with its lights and siren on. Mr. Phillips is out walking his dog."
"Good, good," Johnny's parents said. "Keep telling us what's going on."
"Okay, Matt from down the hall is riding his bike. It looks like a new bike. There's some people in the swimming pool. And the Millers are having sex."
Alarmed, Johnny's parents froze. "How do you know that, Johnny?"
"Their kid is out on the balcony too."
Johnny did what he was told and went out on the balcony. He announced what he saw.
"A car just got towed out of the parking lot. An ambulance just went by with its lights and siren on. Mr. Phillips is out walking his dog."
"Good, good," Johnny's parents said. "Keep telling us what's going on."
"Okay, Matt from down the hall is riding his bike. It looks like a new bike. There's some people in the swimming pool. And the Millers are having sex."
Alarmed, Johnny's parents froze. "How do you know that, Johnny?"
"Their kid is out on the balcony too."