Random Goodies *longish*

[Imogene]

Me: OK, your total is $10.03 ma'am.
SC: *hands me a 20* Sorry, I don't have any pennies.
Me: That's OK, I've got more than enough change. *is dreading counting out 97 cents, but does it anyways*
SC: Oh wait! I found a quarter! Will that work?
Me: *holding a handful of coins and a 10* Sure! *Begins to grab the right amount of change, and is starting to get a little pressured*
SC: Wait up, I also have a 10. Here, take this. I want my twenty back.
Me: *Officially confused.* Wait, wouldn't that make me 10 dollars short, or wouldn't I owe you $10?
SC: No! I know what I'm talking about!
Me: OK, so how much do I owe you then?
SC: *forgot what she told me. she tells me something, still sounds off though*
Me: *Still confused* ok... *grabs change* But aren't we still off by 10? I'm no good at math.

So long as you replaced the ten you were about to hand her, and took the ten she just handed you, and returned her twenty, and whatever change you were planning to give her, you should still have been on target.

[Cyphr]

didn't you know the trail trash definition of a clean job is drugged up hooker or finding a rich man and marry him for his money