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  • If you are from Europe, it's free! and other tales

    Phone stories.

    Note, all library phone numbers start with (832)
    cw1, cw2 and me.

    cw1: Thank you for calling X library,how can I help you?
    customer: *needs phone number for someplace that has been closed*
    cw1: That place has been renovated, they show they are open now. Their phone number is 713-xxx-xxxx.
    cw2: uh, cw1, is that the Blue branch? They show they were closed for renovations, but they are now open.
    cw1: no, not them.

    cw2 should been paying attention, that the number cw gave began with "713," so it couldn't be our library.

    Free copy!

    I was looking at the payment log for articles people pay for. One entry reads:
    10/10/12-No charge, per Jenny D., as patron lives in Europe-gt

    Uh, I paid for stuff that was in Europe. I just had to go to the post office to get a special money order (or check, can't remember). Beside, since people call us with their credit card info., I'm sure people in Europe can pay stuff with a credit card.
    Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

    Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

    I wish porn had subtitles.

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    Maybe they did a "final countdown" of their money and were caught short.
    Why do they make Superglue but not Batglue?

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