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I loved the epic pwnage at the end of the Macho Man story. Such a beautiful thing."If we refund your money, give you a free replacement and shoot the manager, then will you be happy?" - sign seen in a restaurantComment
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No, but I'm sure you towed the bus, right?Quoth Argabarga View Post
I towed a girl and I liked itQuoth Argabarga View Post
Has there ever been a Sun Queen?Quoth Argabarga View PostLast edited by Mr Hero; 06-19-2017, 09:49 AM.To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...Comment
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Also nice to see that Arga is a Dwarfer.Comment
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No trolls, no elves, just dwarves baby!
- They say nothing good happens at 2AM, they're right, I happen at 2AM.Comment
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The Copyright Monster has made me tell you that my avatar is courtesy of the wonderful Alice XZ.And you don't want to annoy the Copyright Monster.Comment
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I Wonder Who's...Quoth Kit-Ginevra View PostHey! You! Post 11! I got there first!
I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.Comment
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Sooooo these 50-lb cojones. Are they brass or bronze? And do they attach to the actual cojones or is there some sort of foundation garment or network-of-straps arrangement that balances the load? Asking for a friend.Comment
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I'm thinking Truck Nutz
Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo FerrariComment
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He may have bigger nuts than his truck, but in the end he's just as smart.....- They say nothing good happens at 2AM, they're right, I happen at 2AM.Comment
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...as are most of the females in here....Quoth protege View PostI'm thinking Truck NutzThe Copyright Monster has made me tell you that my avatar is courtesy of the wonderful Alice XZ.And you don't want to annoy the Copyright Monster.Comment
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As far as Uber drivers who wander off, UberEats is their delivery service and those drivers constantly try to snag a few minutes of free parking as they pick up from restaurants.Comment
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I got a "You're mean" recently myself, for having the temerity to not serve a girl alcohol who did not have her ID with her. One of her friends said I was mean and "should be nicer," despite the fact that I was very polite about it, and simply would not serve the one girl without ID. For the record, the three of them were in their early 20s, and all looked like teenagers. So, no. Not happening.
By the way, one of the first things I did upon returning to this site after my long absence was find the most recent Tow Files. They did not disappoint, my friend.
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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