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    Yesterday, one of the service desk employees got a customer who returned a partially used container of 1 minute oatmeal. The reason for the return was that the oatmeal took too long to cook.
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  • #2
    lol. This really cracks me up, since the whole idea of 'instant' oatmeal is rather silly to begin with; oatmeal itself doesn't take that damn long.

    And strangely, I've been wondering where you were lately PC. Have I been just missing your posts, or have you been absent for a bit? In any case, nice to see your terse, to-the-point, style of SC commentary again.

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    • #3
      Quoth sms001 View Post
      lol. This really cracks me up, since the whole idea of 'instant' oatmeal is rather silly to begin with; oatmeal itself doesn't take that damn long.
      And the process for "instant" oatmeal turns it to much, as well. :P

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      • #4
        Instant oatmeal is very useful for 6 year olds. add water. pop in microwave 1 minute. eat while watching tv so parents can sleep late. (That's how my kids did it)

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        • #5
          Quoth Gurndigarn View Post
          And the process for "instant" oatmeal turns it to much, as well. :P
          But the process of cooking rolled oats has the same result. One bowl of oatmeal mush coming right up.
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          • #6
            Quoth mharbourgirl View Post
            One bowl of oatmeal mush coming right up.
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            • #7
              I prefer my oatmeal in cookies. Yummy.
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              • #8
                Yo mama's so dumb it takes her an hour to eat minute oatmeal.
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                • #9
                  Quoth Cia View Post
                  I prefer my oatmeal in cookies. Yummy.
                  Same here. Oatmeal raisin cookies are my favourite.

                  Put them together into cookie form and they're to die for. And I don't even like oatmeal or raisins normally. Figure that out.
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                  • #10
                    "There was a lot of it. It wasn't minute."
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                    • #11
                      Quoth Teskeria View Post
                      Instant oatmeal is very useful for 6 year olds. add water. pop in microwave 1 minute. eat while watching tv so parents can sleep late. (That's how my kids did it)
                      Heck, that's how I do it now.
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                      • #12
                        Quoth Miss Maple Leaf View Post
                        Same here. Oatmeal raisin cookies are my favourite.

                        Put them together into cookie form and they're to die for. And I don't even like oatmeal or raisins normally. Figure that out.
                        Same here. But then again, the way Oatmeal Raisin cookies are makes them taste much different than oatmeal with raisins.

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Miss Maple Leaf View Post
                          And I don't even like oatmeal or raisins normally. Figure that out.
                          I'm like that with honey mustard dressing. I hate honey & will only eat mustard on specific items (McDonald's cheeseburger or the spread that comes on most Burgerville sandwiches), but I LOVE honey mustard salad dressing & chicken strip dips.
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