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    A guy wakes up one morning, looks out the window, and sees a gorilla in his tree. Naturally alarmed, he calls the police.

    "We can't help you with that," they tell him, "You'll have to call Gorilla Removal."

    This sounds strange to him, but he checks the Yellow Pages, and sure enough, there are listings for Gorilla Removal.

    He calls one of them, and a guy comes out that same afternoon. He brings a stick, a shotgun, and a vicious-looking dog.

    "I'm going to climb up the tree with this stick", he tells him, "and poke at the gorilla until he falls out of the tree. As soon as he hits the ground, that dog will bite him right in the crotch, and the gorilla will run off, and you'll never see him again."

    "OK, but what's the shotgun for?"

    "Oh, I almost forgot -- you hold onto the gun, just in case that gorilla is stronger than I thought. If I'm the one who falls out of the tree, you shoot that damn dog!"
    Sometimes life is altered.
    Break from the ropes your hands are tied.
    Uneasy with confrontation.
    Won't turn out right. Can't turn out right
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