A man walks into the bedroom where his wife is in bed reading. He has a sheep tucked under his arm.
When he walks in, he says, "Look, here's the pig I screw when I'm not with you."
"I think you'll find that that's a sheep, actually," sneers his wife.
"I wasn't talking to you," replies her husband.
When he walks in, he says, "Look, here's the pig I screw when I'm not with you."
"I think you'll find that that's a sheep, actually," sneers his wife.
"I wasn't talking to you," replies her husband.
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