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    So there was this guy, we'll just call him Mike, who went out to the bars every weekend, and, without fail, always ended up in fights. Hence, he'd show up to work on Monday all beat up.

    His boss told him, "Now Mike, you have to stay away from the bars this weekend. The company photo is this coming Monday, and I don't want you to be all bruised and beat up."

    So Monday came, and Mike showed up with two black eyes.

    His boss said "Mike, I TOLD you to stay away from the bars!"

    Mike said, "I didn't even to go the bars!"

    His boss asked, "Why do you have two black eyes?"

    Mike replied, "I went to church yesterday. We stood up to say our prayers, and I noticed the lady in front of me had her skirt tucked into her underwear. So I bent over and took it out. She turned around and socked me in the eye..."

    His boss then asked "Well, what about the other eye?"

    Mike replied, "She turned around again and punched me in the other eye when I tucked her skirt back in to her underpants."
    You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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    Interestingly enough, this Mike posted a similar one to this awhile back.
    Sometimes life is altered.
    Break from the ropes your hands are tied.
    Uneasy with confrontation.
    Won't turn out right. Can't turn out right

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    • #3
      I just heard that one at work last night. Except we kept calling the guy "Josh".
      You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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