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Final playoff ramblings...
Seeing as my team is on the verge of losing (Oh for crying out loud JUST LOSE SO THE REST OF US CAN MAINTAIN OUR SANITY!!) I have a few more playoff rants to ramble on about. Enjoy
To the dumb fucks at the Chains: You guys have got to be the biggest wastes of space I have ever dealt with in my life. You guys tried bribing and I was actually surprised that you were ready to give away a rather thick wad of crisp hundreds. I also found it funny that one of you who was maybe a good 10 inches to a foot shorter than me (I'm 6'2) tried to threaten me, I haven't had a good laugh in a while. Also, I suggest that you learn English because I'm not fluent in Dumbass.
To the dumb bitch who was with the dumb fucks: You were such a bitch that you deserve your own special mention. You were a piece of work, calling me all sorts of names and some that I had no idea even existed. I also liked how you faked injury when I moved that barrel, your acting wasn't even convincing. I suggest watching a Spanish soccer match if you want to be a convincing actor, trust me that couple was having a good laugh at you.
To the dumb yuppie: Yes, I yelled at you and yes I kicked that barrel away from you. No, that foot didn't even connect and you do not have any right to move those barrels. Why? Well you're an ass and you're a customer. Enough said.
The little kid who looked to be 8 or 9, I kind of feel bad that your dad (most likely) manipulated you into moving that barrel. I can definitely see your future as one of those spineless managers who everyone will hate.
To the other dumb idiots: What on Earth makes you think that I'm going to listen to you since you pay for VIP? You pay $20 for that pass you say? Well I just discover how you're compensating for your inadequacies and it isn't a fancy car.
This is also a big go to hell to my dept. head: If people are willing to spend money on playoff tickets rather than what's important then you and them don't know the meaning of the word priorities. I found it funny during your rant that you can't afford to put $10 of gas in your car yet you just bought a Garmin GPS which I'm afraid won't be able to help you as you're a hopeless man. As for the high turnover rate, IT'S YOU THAT'S THE CAUSE OF IT!!!
This is to those 2 guys I had a nice conversation with before the game started: I have to say that you were quite possibly one of the coolest customers I've ever dealt with. It was cool hearing your stories and I liked how you knew the layout of the lot and all. I really hope I run into you guys again if I'm still stuck here. Again, you were awesome!
To the dumb fucks at the Chains: You guys have got to be the biggest wastes of space I have ever dealt with in my life. You guys tried bribing and I was actually surprised that you were ready to give away a rather thick wad of crisp hundreds. I also found it funny that one of you who was maybe a good 10 inches to a foot shorter than me (I'm 6'2) tried to threaten me, I haven't had a good laugh in a while. Also, I suggest that you learn English because I'm not fluent in Dumbass.
To the dumb bitch who was with the dumb fucks: You were such a bitch that you deserve your own special mention. You were a piece of work, calling me all sorts of names and some that I had no idea even existed. I also liked how you faked injury when I moved that barrel, your acting wasn't even convincing. I suggest watching a Spanish soccer match if you want to be a convincing actor, trust me that couple was having a good laugh at you.
To the dumb yuppie: Yes, I yelled at you and yes I kicked that barrel away from you. No, that foot didn't even connect and you do not have any right to move those barrels. Why? Well you're an ass and you're a customer. Enough said.
The little kid who looked to be 8 or 9, I kind of feel bad that your dad (most likely) manipulated you into moving that barrel. I can definitely see your future as one of those spineless managers who everyone will hate.
To the other dumb idiots: What on Earth makes you think that I'm going to listen to you since you pay for VIP? You pay $20 for that pass you say? Well I just discover how you're compensating for your inadequacies and it isn't a fancy car.
This is also a big go to hell to my dept. head: If people are willing to spend money on playoff tickets rather than what's important then you and them don't know the meaning of the word priorities. I found it funny during your rant that you can't afford to put $10 of gas in your car yet you just bought a Garmin GPS which I'm afraid won't be able to help you as you're a hopeless man. As for the high turnover rate, IT'S YOU THAT'S THE CAUSE OF IT!!!
This is to those 2 guys I had a nice conversation with before the game started: I have to say that you were quite possibly one of the coolest customers I've ever dealt with. It was cool hearing your stories and I liked how you knew the layout of the lot and all. I really hope I run into you guys again if I'm still stuck here. Again, you were awesome!
Oh, well, there's next year. 2 1st. round picks in the draft! (Thanks, Orlando!)
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