The Bachelor and the Wanna-Be (people are weird)

[Kittish]

As an electron caries electricity, a bogon carries bogosity.

And Vogons carry hitchhikers which they subject to really bad poetry.

[lineswine]

And Vogons carry hitchhikers which they subject to really bad poetry.

...but Arthur Dent knows where his towel is!

[WishfulSpirit]

All discussions eventually turn to Douglas Adams if you stick around long enough. Thinking about stealing a towel from HSK and just wearing it on my shoulder on Towel Day.

[protege]

And Vogons carry hitchhikers which they subject to really bad poetry.

They also destroy planets to build bypasses