Bubba liked to frequent the old swimming hole but was never able to attract the girls. He decided to ask his friend Billy-Bob for advice. "It's those big baggy swimming trunks that make ya'll look like an ole fool...They're years outta style. Yo best bet is to grab yo'self a pair of Speedos - about two sizes too little and drop a fist-sized tater down inside them. I'm telling ya man...ya'll have all the babes ya'll want." The following weekend, Bubba hits the swimming hole with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato. Everybody at the swimming hole was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick! Bubba went back to his buddy Bill-Bob and asked him, "What's wrong now?" "Lordy-Almighty Bubba!" said Billy-Bob "the tater goes in the front!"
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Quoth Professional Serf View Post"Lordy-Almighty Bubba!" said Billy-Bob "the tater goes in the front!"I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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