I hate greenhouse clearance sales

[Dark Psion]

All Plants 50% off regular price

Yes, the trees are on sale.
Yes, the shrubs are on sale.
Yes, the roses are on sale.
Yes, the hanging baskets are on sale.
Yes, the hibiscus are on sale.
Yes, the beding plants are on sale.
Yes, the tomatoes are on sale.
Yes, the grasses are on sale.
Yes, the flowers are on sale.

?What?
Are the trees with SOLD tags on them sold already?

[Sliceanddice]

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww but i wanted THAT tree.... not the one right next to it that looks identical!!!!!11111!!!!111!!1!1!1

[Aldous]

Are Lawn Gnomes and Flamingos on sale too?

[Purple Monkey Dishwasher]

Are the seeds on sale?

<ducks>

Joe

[Becks]

Any spare gardeners around?

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

This plant looks a little wilted! I wanna discount!

[draggar]

Where is this magical clearance sale? I want some plants!

[Retail Associate]

I hate greenhouse clearance sales

I've been there and know how you feel. Our garden center always waited til the last minute for their clearance sales though and usually it would start off at a measley 25% off. I bet ya I heard "But Lowes has their stuff at 50% off" at least 30 times a day.

I'd answer..."That's why they call it Low...es."