I need your help with something...

[Department stores *sigh*]

Could have been my most disturbing moment ever.

Customer walks up to me and this exchange takes place....

*walking right up to within half a foot of my face*
C: Hey can you help me with something?
Me: Uhh yah sure.

*watches in horror as his hands go down to the groin area slowly.........*

C:I need to find a new belt buckle.

When he left my coworker and i burst out laughing. The long pause from when he asked for help and how he slowly moved his hands down to his belt buckle led me to believe that this may have been a VERY awkward situation.

Even more awkward since im a 230lbs 20 yr old male .

[Becks]

Just be glad you're not a 110 lb female. Could've been bad.

[Blisskat]

For some reason I keep thinking about that crazy cop in "Deuce Bigelo, Male Gigelo" who kept stalking Deuce, and would get waaaay to close to him and say "I want you to look at this and tell me what you think!", and would pull out his business....

I'm glad your encounter didn't turn all creepy!

[Marxfan]

Was a pantomime really necessary? He couldn't have just said, "Hey, I need a new belt buckle, where's that department?"?

Some people are just... (*DD just shakes head and walks away*)