Oh I'm sorry, did you mean me?! Standing a shop away from you?

[MiloMorai]

It's been so long since I've been in any kind of customer service that what I would do on a daily basis would probably get me fired.

Yelling like he was would get the come here index finger then quietly tell him to go to a person not yell across the whole store. Doing it twice? The doors to your left, use it.

Using you as a negative reinforcement? No sale! The doors to your left let me help you through it.

[Racket_Man]

I once had a customer whistle at me. Yes, like a border collie. I ignored her. Finally she came up to me.

SC: I was trying to get your attention!
Me: I'm sorry, I didn't hear you speak.
SC: I whistled at you! (you admit this??)
Me: Oh, I thought someone's dog had gotten loose.

I also ignore the customers who come up and hover around like a vulture. If you want my attention, you will speak to me like a human being.

along with the finger snapper there is a good but "slightly" off color responce I saw once on a site called the waitersrevenge

"It takes more than 2 fingers to make me come"

[CancelMyService]

along with the finger snapper there is a good but "slightly" off color responce I saw once on a site called the waitersrevenge

"It takes more than 2 fingers to make me come"

HAHA awesome

[aurelemsrealm]

Racket Man, that was hilarious!!!!!