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and now there's this, by presumably the same author.
*claws eyes out* Oh cruel fate, why do you mock me?
*claws eyes out* Oh cruel fate, why do you mock me?
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Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
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Yeah... I got to the point of saying 'go away' when, after not paying enough attention to remember the narrator's name two words past it, read through the hair and eye descriptions and my eyes literally rolled into my head far enough to cause soreness, which I presume to be of the muscles pulling them upward.
I have a feeling two more sentences in I would have wanted to set the author on fire. Did you actually keep patience enough to make it the whole way through, Irv?"Darling, you are a bitch. I'm joining the Navy." -Cinema Guy 4/30/2009 -
I made it all the way through.....the first chapter. Will have to tackle the rest when my brain decides to stop trying to be an hero.
Though from reading the reviews a "pubic bathroom" is mentioned. Gold. Pure gold.Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
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WHAT THE HELL IS THAT LINK TO AND WHY ARE MY EYES BURNING!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!!?
Ok, so seriously..what the hell was that? LOL..Comment
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Ok so after reading thisIm done...seriously. I never want to read anything like that again.but my i stil; felt sometinhg in my blakc heartComment
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IRV, I'M GONNA KILL YOU IN THE FACE.
Why do you post this stuff?!?!
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*clicky clicky*~*~"If your gift is that of serving others, serve them well. If you are a teacher, do a good job of teaching." -Romans 12:7~*~Comment
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Don't think you're completely blameless here.Quoth kerrisan View PostIRV, I'M GONNA KILL YOU IN THE FACE.
Why do you post this stuff?!?!
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*clicky clicky*
Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
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Watch out or I'll post the manties link on your profile.Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View PostDon't think you're completely blameless here.
~*~"If your gift is that of serving others, serve them well. If you are a teacher, do a good job of teaching." -Romans 12:7~*~Comment
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Watch out, or I'll make you read Celebrian. X_x
Never mind your brain trying to be an hero, Irv; the author needs to do that sharpish.Comment
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*weeps*
Oh dear God, Irv...I thought we were friends!!!!The report button - not just for decoration
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What....the...HELL?!
*chases brain down, stuffs it back in head* Hey, I need you for the rest of the week yannow <_<
Well, on the upside, this twaddle makes me feel so much better about the crap I wrote when first starting out (which never saw the light of day for a reason)."I am quite confident that I do exist."
"Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The DoctorComment
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Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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I added my own little review to it."But I don't want to be among mad people."
You can't help that. We're all mad here. Every fucking one of us.Comment
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I find the reviews far more fun than trying to mentally decode her crappily-written drivel. Honestly, my seven-year-old son writes more coherently than she does!
"wiccen Satanist pagen"?! That's kind of like being a Buddhist Mormon Druid. No such thing, in other words.
Owie, I think I sprained my eye muscles from all this eyerolling! And I for the future of the species.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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