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  • we're number one, we're number... oh wait... shit

    Yup, this just in, Utah is once again number one in the nations for fraud cases... last year we we set a record.

    Somehow I don't think this is something we wanted to win
    Utah: Where the con is on
    Last edited by smileyeagle1021; 03-07-2009, 08:51 AM.
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    Love the thread title, Smiley!
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    • #3
      The thread title is way too funny! Note to self: Do NOT move to Utah.
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      • #4
        dont move to az either then last time i checked we hit the top 5

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        • #5
          LOL, never mind. Everywhere's the worst place to be for *something*.

          This reminds me of an industrial land area near work. They advertise as "We were found to be the cheapest industrial land - come build here". Yeah, uh, it's cheap for a reason. I don't think advertising you have the cheapest land is a really smart ploy, personally. They should have gone with something - anything - else.

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          • #6
            Quoth One-Fang View Post
            LOL, never mind. Everywhere's the worst place to be for *something*.
            Yeah, according to the article my friend sent me last week, New Jersey scored dead last on a survey measuring knowledge of the rules of the road. (I am proud to say, however, that I scored 95% on the test they used; questions were taken from several states' written driving exams. The one I got wrong was how far before a stop sign you are supposed to signal).
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            I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
            It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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            • #7
              Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
              The one I got wrong was how far before a stop sign you are supposed to signal).
              150 feet. Wait, thats for merging....

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              • #8
                Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                Yeah, according to the article my friend sent me last week, New Jersey scored dead last on a survey measuring knowledge of the rules of the road. (I am proud to say, however, that I scored 95% on the test they used; questions were taken from several states' written driving exams. The one I got wrong was how far before a stop sign you are supposed to signal).
                When I took my NJ DL test, the only question I missed was "You are driving down route 21 at a speed of 62 mph. What is the breaking time when you spot the perfect place near the Meadowlands to hide the body in your trunk?".


                4.7 seconds. I always forget to carry the 2.


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